August 2, 2011

If You're Not Pregnant...

Then you should totally pre-order this lovely Kavolina dress from Rebecca Minkoff's fall collection.
You probably don't relate to this cartoon like I do...

You should definitely order multiple lemon drop martinis.
{via}

And you have the fortunate ability to eat the hell out of a cold italian sub.

Just had to get that off of my chest. 

I LOVE being pregnant and don't take this time for granted,
So please do not misinterpret this silly post.

25 comments:

Natalie said...

I loved this post and know exactly what you are talking about. I will drink lots of tinis in your honor. Now you have me dreaming about that fabulous dress.

Things That Sparkle said...

Love love that dress. And now you've got me hungry and craving a cocktail at 7am :)

Anne said...

haha! i ate almost an entire roll (ok more like a few spoonfuls) of cookie dough the day i got home from hospital after giving birth a few weeks ago :) i totally understand ;)

Morgan said...

Love this post! I need that sandwich today!

Rachel {Little Bits of Lovely} said...

Fabulous dress! I will most definitely have martini for you xx

Michelle @ Ten June said...

Awww well at least you get lots of icecream? : ) That dress is KILLER by the way!

PS. I ran your guest post this morning! Thanks again : )

radiantrepublic.com said...

Ahhhh!!! Congratulations!! Such a cute post. I laughed out loud at the cartoon. ;)

radiantrepublic.com said...

Ahhhh!!! Congratulations!! Such a cute post. I laughed out loud at the cartoon. ;)

Nuha said...

eek! that dress...so pretty! I bet you are the cutest pregnant lady rockin your jimmy choo's!

Julie and Lauren said...

Omg you're so funny! That dress is a must-have- LOVE IT. Would look so cute on you!!!

caycee said...

Being Prego ahhh how bittersweet it is!And for the record I ate the hell out of cold subs the entire time!Carson turned out OK :)

Aubrey {All Things Bright and Beautiful} said...

I can *completely* relate to ALL of it my dear...and I will tell you right now that I *do not* love being pregnant...I love having children...but I DO NOT love being pregnant! So you are definitely getting major sympathy from me, it's so hard to not be able to wear, do, eat or drink what you want to for nine stinkin' months, all the while getting more uncomfortable. Um, rant much, Aubrey??? Yeah, I have pretty strong feelings about pregnancy. But I would totally do it again and again to have my little sweethearts (c: They are the best.

Lara {simply irresistible blog} said...

So funny! Maybe if all your readers enjoy some of these things for you, you'll feel a little better :)

Jessie said...

That cartoon is really funny and this is such a cute post! I love being pregnant despite gaining the weight and look huge. When I was pregnant, I just feel good for some reason, maybe it's because having another human being inside me makes me feel special. Also, I do not experience throwing up or any other major difficulties, I just have a larger appetite than usual.

Hope your pregnancy goes smoothly, sweetie!

Jessie
www.mixandchic.com

Brittany {Gallery No. Eight} said...

I'm not a big drinker, but I will eat the heck out of that sub for you haha Hope everything is going well with you!! xo

Lily said...

The leopard dress is gorgeous !! It would look great on you :)

xxLily
goldandgray.com

Pawleys Island Posh said...

I'm feeling ya girl!!! Especially lusting after that kavalina dress!

dreamsofhome said...

Haha, I totally remember feeling this way last year before my monkey was born. Consider the leopard print dress bought...it's gorgeous. xx

Drew {Coral Cafe} said...

Haha!! Love it!! Just keep eating that ice cream!! Totally worth it!! (I think..I've never been pregnant and hardly ever throw up, so maybe I'll get back to you on that ;)

Alexa said...

Ah hahaha. I love this post. I have to say that the day after I delivered I ordered an Italian sub sandwhich and a diet coke, and that night my dad snuck in a glass of wine for me. :) The BEST!
xo
Alexa

Kara {A Little Bit of Lovely} said...

Lol...awww, yes the sacrifices we make during pregnancy...

Gaby [The Vault Files] said...

Hahaha we all know what you're talking about! Oh I remember how much I missed goat cheese when I was pregnant, and now that I think about it, living in this island is like being pregnant, so many things you want to eat but can't! ;)

Bud and Leo said...

Too funny! I've never been preggers, but I can only imagine what a bummer it can be, even though it's the most amazing time! Hang in there! :)

Megan {Honey We're Home} said...

I can so relate- been there! I will have a drink (or 2!) in your honor this weekend! And that dress rocks!

christine, just bella said...

I hear ya girl, that sandwich looks sooo good!