Thirty One

This morning I woke up a 31 year old woman. Can I still call myself a girl? Where the hell has the time gone? Sometimes I sit and think to myself, how the heck did I get here? And don't confuse "here" with somewhere bad. Because I'm kinda living my best life ever possible. But, you know what I mean.

So in honor of turning 31, here are 31 things you might not know about me.

#1

I've jumped off this quarry cliff. 65 ft tall. It was crazy stupid. I don't think my parents ever even knew.

#2

I sneeze a lot. My allergies get worse year after year. I just finally made an allergist appt.

#3

I get really grouchy when I'm hungry. I'm kinda passionate about food.

#4

I'm not a big sweet eater, but Baskin Robbins should bring back Chocolate Mouse Royal for shizzy.

#5

I moved to Charleston without knowing a soul. Best risk taken ever.

#6

I collected trolls when I was a child. My mom saved them and now my kids play with them.

#7

I'm so relieved that I didn't marry a man who wants to vacation in an RV. No offense. #notmything.

#8

Josh proposed to me 2 months after we met. That was over 7 years ago.

#9

My pet peeve is lateness. 

#10

Chassity isn't my real name. I witnessed a mob hit and am in witness protection. That's a lie.

#11

I'm not so much a pet lover. Especially dogs. My husband says this means I'm soulless.

#12

I'm grossed out by gum, soft drinks, and cigarettes.

#13

The one time I tried to learn to surf I got sea sick.

#14

I'm terrified of what's in the ocean, bugs that sting, scary movies, and the dark.

#15

I dated a psychotic guy when I was in high school. Just long enough to learn not to date another one.

#16

I bite my nails. It's disgusting. I know I know I should stop.

#17

I love to travel far distances and surprise people by just showing up. You should try it sometime.

#18

I have a trucker mouth, with the f-bomb being my most favorite of them all.

#19

I also eat like a trucker. Burgers, pizza, mexican, and cheesy fries are my favorites.

#20

I had to have 3 blood transfusions after delivering Fletcher. That shit was cray.

(You're not getting a picture of that one.)

#21

Growing up, BabySitter's Club (though I never babysat) & Sweet Valley High books were my jam.

#22

I'm addicted to my iphone, my mac, and singing.

#23

The Parent Trip (the original with Hayley Mills) is one of my most favorite movies ever.

#24

Before the age of 11 I logged a lot of miles on 4-wheelers. Even got pulled over on one.

#25

I'm generally really cheery, but I also have an inner hot head. It's true.

#26

I sang "It Must've Been The Mistletoe" in front of my whole school in the 6th grade.

#27

While I sang that song I probably had a huge bow right on top of my head. I used to do that.

#28

I know the words to most raps songs from 1990-2005. I don't know what happened after that.

#29

I really want to get a breast reduction one day.

#30

I check my front porch multiple times a day for deliveries. Aways hoping.

#31

This dress I wore to my 30th bday party last year fits kinda tight today. I'm working on that.

But not today :) xoxo